Oh gods, vest porn. Do want! <3

vintagegal:

Legend (1985)

Her infamous quote continues to be my absolute favorite of any movie: What care I for human hearts? Soft and spiritless as porridge! A faery’s heart beats fierce and free!

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

danielleosaurus-rex:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

#omg it’s like angsty apples to apples

NO NO NO OKAY THIS GAME IS ACTUALLY THE BEST REAL TALK

I love this idea and I want this very badly.

Best game ever. I cannot recommend it enough.  

CAH?

FOREVER REBLOG.

I really need to play this damn game.

The General is helping me keep my crochet yarn neat. I don’t think he’s very happy about it, though!

Always loved how much their love looked like hate, in the “I hate that I love you so damn much, you bastard!”. It was very appropriate given the setting.

poordicks:

What would happen if John Adams and Ben Franklin met Barack Obama?

Now I must make a cozy for his Pop Tart caddy.

The Goblin King

My liege. *deep curtsey*

What’s your full name? Karen Elizabeth Gulledge
Heritage? English, Irish, Cherokee, German
Nickname? Kerri, Kerridwynne, Wynn, Eve, Katherine, Kat
Gender? Female
What color is your hair? Brownish-auburn
What color are your eyes? Brown
Height? 5’5”
Birthday? August 2nd, 1979
Your sign? Leo/Goat
Where do you live? New Jersey
Where where you born? Plainfield
Have you ever been in love? Twice.
What’s your favorite color(s)? Green, red, black, purple, and blue
Do you have any piercings,or want any? Closed, one in either ear.
Where do you shop at the most? Forever 21
Favorite Magazine: Fangoria
Do you smoke? Cloves when they’re available.
Do you do drugs? No.
What kind of music do you like? Synthpop/rock, dance, 80s, world music
What kind of makeup do you use and what kind? Maybelleine foundation, E.L.F. eye makeup, Sally Girl shadow
What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use? Lately, whatever’s in the shower.
Is your hair short or long? Short; extreme A-line.
Do people like to play with your hair? Yes.
Do you like to shop? Yes, moreso now than when I was younger.
Thunderstorms—Cool or Scary?: Cool.
What sports do you play? Play? I’m a spectator.
What are you most scared of? I’ve faced and overcome my greatest fear.
If You Were Going To Kill Someone, What Method Would You Choose?: Poison.
What is your favorite animal? Cats
What do you do for fun? Draw, write, and I’m currently teaching myself how to crochet.
What’s your favorite food? Soup.
Righty, Lefty, Or Ambidextrous?: Righty.
Do you think your attractive? It hasn’t been healthy lately, but my friends are helping.
Do you sleep on your stomach or side or back? I go to sleep on my side and wake up on my back.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I’m weaning myself off this habit as it wasn’t good for my skin. Currently, I cuddle a plush hundred dollar bill that I found in the thrift store. It really is all about the Benjamin.
Do you sleep with the lights on or off? Off, with heavy drapery, and an eyemask.
What perfume/cologne do you wear? Barton Cottage rose or Sacred Moment by Platform One
What brand of shoes do you wear? I don’t follow brands. I buy whatever’s shiny in the thrift store, usually.
What kind of clothes do you sleep in if any? PJ pants and an old tshirt. Trying to move away from this as well.
What’s your favorite pop? I’ve largely sworn off soda, though I do enjoy a Pepsi now and again.
Are you the serious or loud or happy or shy type? Depends. Have I been drinking?
Do You Like To Drive?: Very much.
What kind of car do you want/have? I currently drive a 1989 Buick named the Battlestar Galactica. Ideally, I’d love a Mini-Cooper or hearse.
If you had 3 wishes what would they be? 1. To find my new home. 2. To be happy with myself and my skills. 3. To ensure my mother enjoys the rest of her remaining years with little to no concerns about how her children will fare.
Where Do You See Yourself In Ten Years? Hopefully fulfilling at least two of my above wishes.
Who do you wanna marry? I let this “dream” go many years ago. I’ve found contentment within myself and generally don’t require a lifelong companion to be happy.
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? My sometimes low self-esteem.
Have you ever tried to kill yourself? Yes. Once.
Have you ever stolen anything? I dallied with kleptomania in high school.
Do You Get Motion Sickness?: No.
What is/are your favorite fast food restraunt(s)? Wendy’s if I have no other choices.
Who do you really hate? Anyone who would seek to take my reproductive rights away.
Do you have any brothers and sisters? Three older sisters and one older brother.
What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Overall demeanor, the eyes, then how they form words. Odd, I know, but I love watching people talk.
Do you like jewelry? Only necklaces. I’m currently without one.
Would you rather be short or tall? I used to want to be taller, then I thought being shorter would be better as I associated short with cute. Now I’m pretty happy with my height.
Do you have a big nose…or anything? It’s not of the button variety, but it’s mine and I’ve grown to love it. I am very long-limbed, almost to the point of being absurd.
Do you sleep a lot? I sleep enough to get me through the day.
Are you a night or morning person? I favor the night, though I know there are things that can only be done during the day.
Can you define love? I thought I could. For me, it’s a heart-heaviness that makes it hard to breathe and all I can think about is being close to the one I love, even if we never speak. Love for me is being in their presence and being contented with that.
How often do you shower? Every day.
Do you curse a lot? I curse in the British sense of the word. “Fuck” is not a strong word anymore.
Are you ticklish? Used to be, then I discovered I could turn it off.
What’s your favorite flower? Roses, then sunflowers.
What does your room look like? A girls’ dorm.
Do you believe in God? I believe in all gods and goddesses. I just choose not to lend them my faith.
What religion are you? Azraelite. It’s okay if you’ve never heard of it.
Do you believe there is one person who is meant to be with another? I don’t know anymore.
Do you believe in love at first sight? No.
What turns you on? Confidence. A little swagger. Compassion and generousity. Intelligence.
What’s your favorite fruit? Melons.
What’s your favorite vegetable? Broccoli.
What’s your favorite candy? Pixi Stix always wins out.
Are you wearing nail polish now? No.
Are you tired? Not at present.
Do you have any scars? Yes.
Have you ever cried over someone of the opposite sex? More often than I care to admit.
What are you thinking about right now? How I should be practicing my crochet stitches.
How many pillows do you sleep with? Two.