vanille-strawberry replied to your photo: And now for the big hair reveal!
OMG! AWESOME!
Thank you! I can’t believe a lost about a foot of hair!

The very last page of the 1974 Ice Capades program. McDonald’s was a part/sponsor of the 1974 show.
who is the old man, “Napkinstilskin”?
Very Sid and Marty Croft.
When I was a kid, I remember McDonaldland and its characters being a much bigger thing, and then gradually it dwindled down to a few characters before basically disappearing, more or less. I had no idea why this happened, but it turns out that the reason for this was PRECISELY that this Universe of McDonalds characters was a little TOO “Sid and Marty Krofft.”
The full history is here, on yet another detailed Wikipedia page full of info you’d never find in Encyclopedia Britannica: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonaldland
The old man is The Professor… who I believe represented chicken McNuggets.
Whoa, the Hamburgler is really creeping me out here.
Based on the copyright notice, this old guy predates the national rollout of the Chicken McNugget by almost 10 years, so I really doubt he had anything to do with that product. Especially since they did have big talking McNuggets in the ’80s.
(Not to put too fine a point on my age, but I remember being offered taste tests of the McNugget when they first came to our region.)
This is a little before my time, ‘cos I never remember the Hamburglar or Fry Guys being that homemade-looking. (Or the Hamburglar looking quite like Alfred E. Neuman in a costume.)
The Professor - A bearded scientist-type character in a lab coat. He was introduced in 1971 and served as McDonaldland’s local inventor and researcher. In the ’70s, he was a minor character who rarely spoke. Around the 80s, the Professor was a major character, and was redesigned to include a lightbulb-topped helmet and a mustache. Though the character was dropped during the streamlining of the characters in the mid-1980s, he did appear in McDonald’s Treasure Land Adventure where he invents a rocketship to take Ronald and his friends to Magical Moon and appeared in M.C. Kids. The Professor was voiced by Howard Morris in the 70s and by Andre Stojka in the 80s.
vanille-strawberry replied to your photo: And now for the big hair reveal!
OMG! AWESOME!
Thank you! I can’t believe a lost about a foot of hair!
Classmate #1: Like, I’m okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2: I don’t even want to see it. Like, it’s nasty.
Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like “Why should you two be allowed to get married?” in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Classmates:….
Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That’s just wrong.
Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn’t anything wrong with it.
Me: Are you kidding me? It’s completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn’t want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn’t appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me: What? So you’re telling me that God doesn’t care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1: Yeah…
Me: Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can’t get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren’t human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1:….
Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
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Maddy.
Kimberley, though I go by KImber.
Brittany…
Lindsay…
Amanda
Abbie! Although, “oi you!” will do just fine.
Mara moooo
Angelica but my friends call me Ace
Marielyn :D
Kristen
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